1. Admit that I am powerless against my desire to judge them for their utter lack of fashion sense.
2. Come to believe that a power greater than myself will teach all Hippies (and Germans) to cease and desist Teva/socks combination.
3. Hope they make a decision to turn their will and their lives over to the care of Tim Gunn, as we understand Him.
4. Make searching and fearless moral inventory of oneself. Shocked to discover that I am a Hippie in chic clothing. Yet find myself unable to cease and desist private mockery of 'Mean People Suck' badge.
5. Admit to self the exact nature of my wrongs: former H&M addiction, snake skin platforms, love of Swine, unnecessary two-mile drive to covered Whole Foods parking lot when raining, secret use of Tilex.
6. Not entirely ready to have Hippies remove these defects of character.
7. Humbly ask couple if they would like help with outfit restructuring?
8. Impossible to make a list of all persons I have judged, silently or otherwise, for sartorial misgivings.
Steps 9-12: I'm working on it.
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