Yeah, what she said.

Dear Mom,

I'm pretty sure you haven't yet located the blogosphere, but just in case, I want you to know that I wasn't trying to call you out with that whole fridge thing. I was merely emphasizing the impact geography has on our understanding of sustainability; just as I am a product of my local culture, you are a product of yours.

I am very proud of you and your cloth grocery bags, glass food containers and biodegradable surfectants. Who knows, if you start composting, growing your own veggies and recycling ALL your plastic, I might even consider having children some day.

Sincerely,
your loving daughter

PS What I really mean is this, except replace the home cooking with our family outings to Anita's.