Showing posts with label Lululemon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lululemon. Show all posts

Monday, April 14, 2008

The Trauma of the Traveling Pants.



Just when you thought I couldn't get my head stuck any farther up my ass over yoga pants...well, shame on you for underestimating me.

Yes I went to Lululemon.
Yes I spent the gift certificate.
No they don't have any real eco fabrics.
Yes it gets worse.

I accidentally came home with two extra pairs of pants.

What can I say. I was weary? The lighting was flattering? I was bulk-buying on autopilot?



Obviously I've decided to take them back. But not before a whole weekend of soul-searching, two sympathetic look-away nods from friends, a neck strain from self-butt scrutiny, and a crying fit with HCB.

Yes you read that correctly. I cried about yoga pants. This is a new low.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Every Frodo Needs a Samwise.



Turns out you guys are awfully helpful, what with your excellent gift ideas (Kate) and eagle-eye book-poaching skills.

So how's about we keep this Choose-Your-Own-Adventure thing going? I mean, isn't that the point of all this eco madness anyway? To share our knowledge and find solutions together? Or is it that I just don't like being alone?

Ladies and Gents, I give you the conundrum du jour:

My excellent friends at BCSF, for whom I do some copywriting gratis, decided to thank me on Friday with a wildly generous $200 gift certificate to Lululemon. It was all I could do to keep myself from chucking my misgivings in the blue bin like so much recycling and running (not walking) to get me some new PANTS. My yoga attire at this point looks like Shirley MacLaine's stress-afflicted dog from Steel Magnolias: fuzzy in some areas, nearing baldness in others. Which begs the question: at what point does desire become actual need? I've already mastered looking shabby. Do I have to wait until HCB has fashioned me a loin cloth out of the remnants of my old pants?

I'm kidding about that last bit. I mean, I didn't take on this challenge to get all Siddhartha on your ass. But I don't know, something about brand new spendy designer yoga pants tastes a tiny bit like cheating. Delicious, spit-roasted cheating with meyer lemon and a side of asparagus bread salad.