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I don't mean to sound self-defeating, but the fact that you're reading this green blog leads me to believe you haven't found the reputable ones yet. Am I right?

I feel a sense of responsibility about this. So here are a few stale, second-hand, totally cherry-picked headlines to help you sound smug at cocktail parties. I might even try doing this once a week, you know, if I can get around to it.

Tropicana is tracking your orange juice. [New York Times]

According to this list, 'Farmer Natalie' wasn't such a bad idea after all... [Fast Company]

H&M is going to boost organic cotton in its clothes. Now if only they could make them last more than one washing. [Treehugger]

Year-old newsflash: Clorox GreenWorks is actually a reputable product. [Two Steps Forward]

We now have a locavore in the White House. Have I mentioned how much I love Obama? [Ecorazzi]

Domino has closed its doors. I think it might be my fault. [Design*Sponge]

I did it for the children.

It's Craig and Kelly's fault. They took me to that damn Twilight movie on Monday, and now I'm seriously considering lining up at my local Hot Topic for a life sized cardboard cut-out.





I am not the only one, either. The audience at the movie consisted not of teenage girls, but cougars, some of whom admitted to having seen it multiple times.

Of course I had to read the books IMMEDIATELY. Turns out there's a four-month wait at the library, the used bookstore didn't have any copies, and amazon.com seemed like a waste of carbon miles. So I caved and bought it new at my local shoppe.



But I'm committed to giving back to my community. I called the sfpl this morning, and they're happy to accept this particular title as a donation to the collection.

See girls? Aunt Natalie is looking out for you.

This is what 2009 looks like.

So I'm driving home yesterday afternoon with a still-in-the-box new MacBook AND 60% off footwear plunder in my trunk, and here's what I'm thinking:

"Sure, it's good to have a faster computer and boots that aren't seven years old with a woefully unstylish toe profile. But somehow my heart's not in it. Is it possible that new stuff just isn't sexy to me anymore?"

Then I went home, put on my boots and watched 30 minutes of Robert Pattinson on YouTube. Verdict: new stuff still very, very sexy. And sleek. And fast. And supple. And young. One might even say lickable.

Gives new meaning to the term "Burner"

I've found a new Internet resource to obsess over: Wattzon.com.

Basically, it's a much more specific carbon footprint calculator that boils your lifestyle down to the total units of power you consume - including all the watts it takes to make, transport and care for your stuff over its lifetime. (We're talking down to the toothbrush.) This is, of course, exactly the category that I and so many other people have often failed to consider, and predictably, it's a big fat slice of my pie:



Actually, given my penchant for travel and its ill effects, I was a teeny bit surprised to see that my stuff category is in fact my biggest vice. (Though 2010 may still be the Year of Going Nowhere.) That's exactly what makes this tool so smart: with quantifiable data, it's much easier to cut through the eco advice clusterfuck and focus on the slice that matters most for you. If your food category is huge but your commuting portion is tiny, it's probably better to put off the Prius purchase and start summoning your inner herbivore instead.

Or as Wattzon founder Saul Griffith says, just stop paying taxes (the "Government" slice). But hey, at least now we can hope Obama will do something positive with the cash.

Speaking of which, isn't it wonderful to wake up every day to NPR saying "This morning, President Obama vowed to shut down Guantanamo / bring the troops home / allow California to set tougher emissions standards / cure cancer / save the baby animals / buy me a cookie"?

The way to my heart? Through my t-shirt.

A friend gave me an Alternative Apparel tee before Christmas, and it fits me like a glove. It seems the Longest Torso in America (me) may have a secret twin who is AA's fit model.


[I wear mine with fingered gloves - and a bomber jacket. Colder flight pattern.]

After three days without even CONSIDERING taking it off, I:
1. was obsessed
2. went to the website
3. discovered an organic line AND an Eco line; became more obsessed
4. couldn't help but wonder whither the cotton came from
5. sent an Inquiring Minds email
6. waited
7. neglected to check my someonemightcare email address
8. waited in vain

I finally took a stroll through my in-box this week and found a friendly missive from Erin, Alternative Apparel's Product Specialist. I told her what I wanted to know, and here's what she sent back:

For our Alternative Earth line, anything that states that it’s 100% organic cotton is certified organic cotton. Our organic cotton is currently sourced from New Mexico, Thailand, and Peru, and we keep copies of the organic certificates on file. All our Eco-Heather and Eco-Vertigrain styles have partially recycled and partially organic threads alongside our traditional ones to keep the softness that we’re known for. When we’re able to create a 100% sustainable heather blend that’s as soft as our other products, we’ll definitely start producing it. Also, none of the dyes we use in our Alternative Earth line contain heavy metals or toxic substances and are not petro-chemically based. They have a higher rate of absorption so less dye is needed to color the fabric and in turn less water is used to rinse them. At our dye-houses, a water filtration system clears the used water of excess chemicals, toxins, and dyes, and cycles the water for reuse.

The rest of our line is produced using traditional methods with an emphasis on fair labor practices. Alternative is not currently Certified Fair Trade, but all of our factories abide by the Fair Labor Standards. The Alternative Earth line was introduced as a transition from the traditional apparel to a sustainable line, and one day we hope to complete the transition. In the meantime we’re taking a step in the right direction and doing the best we can.

Please let me know if you have any more questions! Thank you so much, and have a great day!

Man I love good customer service.

Now, am I advocating the purchase of new t-shirts if you don't need them? No.

Am I saying Alternative Apparel is the number one most sustainable t-shirt you could ever possibly own? No. I haven't gotten my PhD yet.

Did Erin just breed a ton of goodwill for the brand and a hefty order from me? Absolutely.

My favorite bits

MR. OBAMA: Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America.

For everywhere we look, there is work to be done.

The state of our economy calls for action: bold and swift. And we will act not only to create new jobs but to lay a new foundation for growth.

We will build the roads and bridges, the electric grids and digital lines that feed our commerce and bind us together.

We will restore science to its rightful place and wield technology's wonders to raise health care's quality...and lower its costs.

We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age.

All this we can do. All this we will do.

...
...

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds.

And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to the suffering outside our borders, nor can we consume the world's resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

...
...

Our challenges may be new, the instruments with which we meet them may be new, but those values upon which our success depends, honesty and hard work, courage and fair play, tolerance and curiosity, loyalty and patriotism -- these things are old.

These things are true. They have been the quiet force of progress throughout our history.

What is demanded then is a return to these truths. What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility -- a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character than giving our all to a difficult task.

This is the price and the promise of citizenship.

What a day to be an American. I am so proud.

PowerBallad

Oh Carrie!



You shoulda been gone,
Knowing how they built you weak.
You shoulda been gone,
Tech designed for obsolete.

But I gave you the hard drive
From my exploded iBook,
And with a virtual high-five
You were working your magic.

Now I know the reason
(The reason, oh-oh)
That your name is Book, Power:

You came to the rescue
(The rescue, oh-oh)
in my neediest hour.

Oh Carrie!
Our love, holds on, holds on.

At the ripe age of nine,
Web 2.0 ain't your domain.
Flash, Facebook and Firefox
Drive your megahertz insane.

But despite delayed voice tracks
And a hyperactive beach ball,
You kept me plugged in
And away from the MacMall.

In fact you’re the mascot
Of my Nothing New year
Made famous on YouTube,
Admired far and near.

Oh Carrie!
Our love, holds on, holds on.

But now that it’s '09
And I’ve renewed my credit card,
It’s time for the Cougar
To make way for the Leopard.

Don’t worry, Dear Carrie!
We won’t recycle your action.
We’ll sell you on Craigslist
To a monk in a Datsun.

Thank you again
For maintaining your purview.
I can’t help but wonder
What I would have done without you.

Oh Carrie!
Our love, held on, held on.


If you love your old hardware like I do, might I suggest the following friendly retirement plans:

We really did sell our last laptop on Craigslist to a Buddhist monk in a Datsun. You never know what form the tech geek will come in.

GoodWill refurbishes, de-manufactures and responsibly recycles old computers and monitors, all while providing job training and career services for people with disabilities.

Local outlets like Green Citizen make it easy (and free) to recycle your old hardware - and learn more about the issues while you're at it.

If you buy a new Mac directly from Apple, they'll recycle your old computer for free.

I done it.

Finally, after extensive delays due to MacWorld, tech dithering and recession-inspired fear, I have purchased my new computer. Which one, you ask?



I picked the newest, highest-end MacBook (2.4 GHz), souped up with another 2GB of memory and a 320 GB hard drive. Here's how I got there:

I wanted to buy as new and as fast a computer as possible with the goal of keeping it for at least six years. (That's how long I had my last iBook.)

I realized the MacBook Air, while undeniably sexy and allegedly eco-friendly, probably didn't fit that bill, and wasn't really practical for my day-to-day desk life.

The MacBook Pro is more computer than I need, both in function and in size. I don't operate a ton of crazy programs, and I travel enough that I'd rather have the smaller screen.

But the MacBook fits just right. And my IT friends agree.

So my new hardware satisfies as many of my buying criteria as possible:
Do I need this thing? YES.
Is it EXACTLY the one I want? YES.
Is it good enough quality that I will have it for a long, long time? I HOPE SO.

As far as Apple's environmental responsibility is concerned, it's far from perfect but seems to be getting better. The stats for this particular computer aren't bad:
arsenic-free glass
BFR-free
mercury-free
PVC-free
Energy Star compliant
LED screen uses 30% less energy
37% smaller packaging
EPEAT Gold rating

Treehugger did a pretty thorough investigation, which is worth reading if you're interested.

A few side notes: I opted NOT to get the "free" printer with $100 rebate. As alluring as "free" can be, it just seemed wasteful to me. We already have a printer that's better than the one on offer, and if I do decide to upgrade, I plan to get EXACTLY THE ONE I WANT.

I also opted to eschew the iPhone. I remain unconvinced that I can send a coherent email with that lame-ass keyboard. I'm sorta jonesing for the Palm Pre instead. And besides, until my backup Treo stops functioning, it would be wasteful to switch.

Everybody Loves a Quickie.

I love cooking. You know this. The kitchen is the one place where my creativity and my OCD can have their naughty little way with each other. But after a day like today, a day when I had to pretend to be smart in front of really smart people for hours on end, my culinary subpersonalities are simply not in the mood. Give me one of those housewifey "Delicious Dinners in 30 minutes!" or give me a cocktail and a take-out menu.

So far I've had difficulty amassing veggie recipes of this ilk, what with all the chopping and mincing and grating and dicing (and carpal tunnel). So I thought I'd share a few that work for me, including one I INVENTED TONIGHT. That's right people, straight from the Magic Chef to your web browser.



If you've dined at Ugly Betty frequently over the past few months, you've been served this first one so many times that, like HCB, you are secretly hoping for me to rediscover the swine. Here's the good news: now that you have the recipe, you can feel free to add bacon.

Path of Least Resistance Stuffed Peppers



4 red, green, orange, purple or yellow bell peppers, halved and seeded
1 cup dry quinoa
2 cups chicken stock or chicken bouillon cubes (to taste)
1-2 leeks, chopped, white parts only
1/2 (approx) small red cabbage, thinly sliced
a handful of mushrooms, halved and sliced
1 package Halloumi cheese
any other veggies you desire: broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, fresh corn etc etc
Olive oil, salt and pepper
a couple tablespoons of chopped Italian parsley

Preheat the oven to 400. Place the peppers on a cookie sheet or baking pan and sprinkle generously with salt, pepper and olive oil. Roast until softish and starting to char on the edges, about 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, bring 2 cups water to a boil, add chicken bouillon, and then add the cup of quinoa. Cook uncovered on med-high heat until all the water has dissolved. Take off heat and let sit covered until you need it.

Meanwhile meanwhile, heat a couple tablespoons of olive oil in a large saute pan over medium-high heat. Add the leeks and cook until soft but not browned. If they start to brown, turn down the heat. Add mushrooms and optional veggies. Saute for a few minutes until slightly softened. Add the cabbage. Keep on sautéein'. Add the halloumi. Stir for a few minutes until the cheese is warm to the touch (extra points if it has begun to soften). Add the cooked quinoa. Add the parsley. Stir. Salt and pepper to taste.

Remove the peppers from the oven. Stuff each generously with the veggie mixture. Put them back in the oven at 400 or 425 until browned on top, about 15-20 minutes.


And now, for the moment you've all been waiting for...


If You Season It, They Will Eat Them Tacos

One package Lightlife Smart Ground(R) taco-flavored veggie protein crumbles
...

OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Stop being such a pansy. Sure, nobody wants to eat this:



But what about this?



That's what I thought. Now then, what was I saying?

FILLING
1 12 oz package Lightlife Smart Ground(R) taco-flavored veggie protein crumbles
1 small onion, diced
1 jalapeno, minced
3-4 large garlic cloves minced
olive oil
ground cumin to taste
salt to taste
cayenne to taste

Heat approx 1 tbsp of olive oil in a 10-inch pan over medium-high heat. Sauté onions, jalapenos and garlic until glassy/soft. Add weird fake taco meat; sauté until heated through. Add remaining ingredients to taste. Note: you may need to add more oil as you go - I found that the "protein crumbles" tended to stick to the pan.

LIME SOUR CREAM
1 cup fresh sour cream
fine zest of one lime
juice of one small lime (approx 2 tbsp)
1/4 tsp kosher salt
1/4 tsp ground cumin

Stir ingredients together; die in ecstasy. Seriously, don't omit this part. It is The Secret Sauce.

WRAPPING
1 package small corn tortillas, warmed
1 ripe avocado
1 small red cabbage, halved and sliced thinly
grated Monterrey Jack cheese
fresh salsa

Assemble tacos in the manner befitting your stature. You will not be sorry.

Let's Play 'Do I need this ______?'

So my new buying plan is...challenging. I've walked into at least 20 stores downtown, asking every salesperson in sight about the origins of their products. Most know very little but are happy to ask their managers. Said managers are often useless. Websites almost NEVER provide details of this sort. Emailing/calling customer service reps seldom never elicits a response.

I could - I want to - dedicate my life to figuring out where my stuff comes from, but I do have like a real job and whatnot. So I've had to rely more heavily on my secondary criteria, being:

Do I need this thing?
Is it EXACTLY the one I want?
Is it classic enough, and quality enough, that I will have it for a long, long time?

I am known in certain retail circles for my keen eye and lightning judgment, but this is a lot of pressure to put on every single garment. Add the fact that we're in the tail end of mega-sale season, and one could (okay, did) loiter in the young designer's section of Neiman Marcus well past closing to weigh the pros and cons of her Last Call finds.

So now, whenever possible, I add the Rene Factor. To whit:

ME: Do I want this wallet? It boasts many attractive features, including the fact that it's 60% off. Plus, I like shiny anaconda. And I've never had a wallet this fancy before.



RENE: I'm going thumbs down. Trendy and not going to wear well. I'm just sayin...

ME: Thank you! That's exactly what I needed to hear. My inner blackbird was transfixed by the shiny leather, but in truth, the hardware isn't doing it for me. Ultimately, it was the cheapness factor that put me in a quandary.


Between Rene and my shopping gene, I have a lot going for me. But I might have to supplement it with a PhD in Environmental and Labor Policy.

Dear Prps,

I bought them.



Over the weekend, I found myself in drove myself to ab fits and there they were, just as I imagined them: rough and tumble yet perfectly cut, aggressively washed yet believable on the body, and offering a fit that could accommodate the occasional meatball Tofurkey sandwich. Not to mention the incredible(!) quality of the denim. They're the kind of jeans you have forever and ever, which goes a long way to making them a sustainable product.

But you know what sealed the deal for me? This African guy on your hangtag.



I figure any company that's featuring a tribal personage as a branding element - in addition to the continent of Africa -



must be doing something positive for the people there. I mean aside from just buying their cotton. Right? (Please tell me I'm right.)

Sincerely,
your most annoying customer

Scene From the Dinner Table

INT. UGLY BETTY - NIGHT

An apron-clad NATALIE buzzes happily around the kitchen, humming the tune to Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" as she sets the table, refolds the napkins and pours the wine.

A key CLICKS in the lock of the front door. NATALIE smiles to herself.

A few minutes later, HCB shuffles into the kitchen. They kiss.

NATALIE
(brightly)
Hey! How was work?

HCB
(heavily)
Fine. Same old same old. How are you?

NATALIE
Great! I've got a culinary surprise for you tonight.

A flicker of fear registers in HCB's eyes.

HCB
(disgruntled)
Oh my god what is it this time? Unidentifiable Fake Protein with a side of tubers?

NATALIE
(undeterred)
Close! Baked tofu with roasted veggies, brown rice and avocado.

HCB
(sighs loudly, sets jaw)
Okay, let's just get one thing straight here: I'm willing to accept this new vegetarian obsession of yours, but I. WILL. NOT. EAT. TOFU. I hate tofu. It's rubbery, its unappetizing, and it has no taste of its own. I'll choke down tonight's concoction, but after that, forget about it.

NATALIE
(still undeterred, smiling)
Roger that, Grumpy Pants! I don't know though, this may surprise you. The marinade is delicious.

HCB
(still disgruntled)
I doubt it. Remember how delicious pork is? Remember how you used to pride yourself on getting three different pork products into the same menu? What happened to that woman?

Pause. NATALIE turns to him, wide-eyed, innocent, and starts dancing to the soundtrack playing in her head.

HCB
(resigned to his fate)
Thanks, anyway, for making dinner.

NATALIE
(humming Rod)
My pleasure!

NATALIE plates the dinner and serves. As eating commences, silence falls.

NATALIE
Dude, this is the height of deliciosity! I even forgot it was tofu!

HCB
(slowly, between ever larger mouthfuls)
It's...not...so...bad.

More eating, more silence. HCB's plate empties quickly.

HCB
(chewing)
I...guess...I would...eat that again.

NATALIE
(commencing internal victory dance)
Good to know. I'll add it to the recipetoire.


Rene Rosso's Radically Superior, HCB-Approved Sesame-Soy Baked Tofu
1 brick super firm tofu
2+ tbsp sesame oil
2 tbsp soy sauce
2 tbsp rice wine vinegar
Lemon juice to taste (roughly one lemon's worth)

Unwrap the tofu, put it on a plate large side down, place another plate on top, and then weigh it down with something heavy (like a bag of flour). Let it sit for roughly 30 minutes. Pour off the excess liquid. Cut tofu into slices.

Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Arrange tofu in a single layer in small Pyrex or similar baking dish. Pour remaining ingredients over tofu. Liquid should cover tofu a tiny ways up the sides, but will not be submerged. Turn to coat. Bake for 45 minutes.

Serve with short grain brown rice (I cheat and make mine with chicken bouillon for added flavor), roasted veggies and copious amounts of avocado.

The Internet Is My Panacea.

After lamenting my thwarted buying impulses yesterday, a colleague pointed me to a new website that might just be of service.



GoodGuide.com is the brain child of Dara O'Rourke, a Professor of Environmental and Labor Policy at UC Berkeley who has assembled a "world-class team of scientists, consumer researchers, technologists and industry professionals" to help us figure out what's in all our stuff and where it comes from.

From the "About Us" page:

* What chemicals are in your baby shampoo?
* Was sweatshop labor used to make your t-shirt?
* What products are the best, and what products should you avoid?

Increasingly, you want to know about the impacts of the products you buy. On your health. On the environment. On society. But unless you’ve got a Ph.D, it is almost impossible to find out the impacts of the products you buy. Until now...

GoodGuide provides the world's largest and most reliable source of information on the health, environmental, and social impacts of the products in your home.

I know, RIGHT???

The site is still in beta, so they don't have a ton of products or categories yet. Which means I can get in on the ground floor with suggestions. Think I'll start with the hair dryer/curling iron.

Not a spoonful of sugar in sight.

That mega-dose of my own medicine certainly makes reclaimed retail freedom less giddy. Those of you picturing me laughing maniacally, overwhelmed by shopping bags as I sashay through Union Square on a new pair of stilettos - yeah, not so much. My retail endeavors so far consist of a never-ending stream of open Firefox tabs. For instance:

I need new white ribbed tank tops. Does anyone make them in organic cotton? If so, who sells them? How much do they cost? Will they do justice to my boobs?

I'm still interested in those jeans. Prps hasn't responded to my inquiry, which pisses me off. Then again, is it enough that they are knowledgeable and transparent about their entire supply chain, which is a lot more than most other companies can say?

I want one of those nifty curling iron/hair dryer combos. Which one works best? Which is the highest quality? What are the Code of Conduct practices of the manufacturers? Is tourmaline mining (common element in newfangled ionic styling tools) harmful to miners and/or the environment?

So far I feel like I'm caught in one big game of "Can You Spot the Conspiracy?"

And to make matters worse, the one purchase about which I have absolutely no doubts (mostly because there are no alternatives), my new MacBook, has been delayed until after MacWorld.

In retrospect, Not Buying was the easy way out.

First Purchase

How the world moves on without us! My old style skinny black hair ties were there, of course - they're a classic - but you simply can't imagine all the new-fangled options available. Behold a former retail goddess paralyzed by indecision:



Ultimately, I bought both. After months of scavenging through handbags, pockets, and the backs of drawers, the idea of abundance was simply too intoxicating.

On guard, Friends. The seal is now broken.

Quicken Earth December: Nattie's Got Her Groove Back

While in Whole Foods yesterday, we passed a display of those FEED bags I have always found so endearing. I turned to HCB and said for the first time in 365 days, "You know, I could totally buy one of those if I wanted to."


I didn't. But I just wanted the world to know that I COULD. IF I WANTED TO. People, it's January 2, 2009 and I'm hereby reclaiming my purchasing power!

So, you ask, what divine wisdom have I gathered from my year of Not New? What magnificent personal transformation have I achieved with this protracted act of restraint? Well, I think I've learned a thing or two about stuff.

WARNING: if you are allergic to other people moralizing on your ass, skip the next six paragraphs and resume reading at "OOPS!".

First and most importantly, we have to stop expecting stuff to make us happy. It won't. Happiness doesn't take up closet space.

Second, stuff is not who you are. If you're anything like I was, you buy a whole bunch of stuff that you believe defines you but in actuality adds zero value and even makes your life more cumbersome. For instance, I used to covet books. Giving up my amazon.com addiction in favor of ordering my must-reads from the library is one of the best switches I've ever made. What I lost in bookshelf cred I gained in renewed sense of community, that awesome old book smell, eco smugness and ten fewer back-breaking boxes the next time I move.

That said, Not Buying is not the whole answer. We all have to function in the world as it exists. We need ergonomic chairs and classy rain coats and computers that heart web streaming. And even when we only buy good stuff, we occasionally need to replace it. The key is to THINK before you buy. It's not always easy, but it's crucial to try.

We need to ask questions about our stuff. How long will it last? Where did it come from? What and who did it touch on its way here? Can I responsibly repurpose, donate or dispose of it when its life cycle is complete? If shopping is our national pastime, then it's high time we started taking it seriously. Our purchasing power is just that - power. We can push trends, swing industries, demand quality, support ethical trade, encourage good design - all with the dollars in our pockets. We can no longer afford to be flippant about this role. It's the key to transitioning to a sustainable way of life.

At the end of the day, that means we all need to SLOW DOWN. Look honestly at the buying impulse - every time you feel it. Separate 'want' from 'need'. When there is a need, engage your creativity in meeting it. Prioritize quality over price. (And don't for one second try to pull the economic recession card here. Buying something good once is a helluva lot cheaper than buying the crappy version four times.) Inject the Golden Rule into your purchasing decisions. Practice curiosity: gather information, talk to friends. Google. Read eco blogs. (I'll help!) Send emails to manufacturers. I myself plan to become a one-woman nightmare for customer service representatives everywhere.

If we can all just slow down a bit, we're likely to make much better decisions. Yes life is short and fraught and incredibly busy and sometimes you just want to get 'er done. Resist that impulse. Life is also precious. Not just for you, but for the family in China who made your new duvet cover and the 220,000 people who died in 2008 from natural disasters that were likely intensified by global warming. You can afford a few minutes of research, an extra day to shop, a week to wait for a delivery.

In fact, it's the least we can do for each other.

And now that I'm done preachin' I'd like a drum roll, please...

OOPS!
JANUARY
one package glow-in-the-dark penis straws
one lingerie bag
assorted magazines and office paper products

FEBRUARY
nada

MARCH
Roxy apparel - not purchased, per se, but still new

APRIL
one pair cheap tawdry sunglasses

MAY
nada

JUNE
nada

JULY
nada

AUGUST
nada

SEPTEMBER
wedding gift for close friends - 355 days after the event

OCTOBER
H&M birthday contribution for HCB's sister

NOVEMBER
This is a new one I found in my notes from last month: I bought a Kathleen Edwards CD at the John Doe concert on November 14th. She was his concert cohort and her performance really touched me. So much so, it seems, that I temporarily let my buying guard down. Crap!

DECEMBER
Christmas presents for HCB nieces and nephews. I neither selected them nor ordered them nor shipped them, but I did pay for half of them. So it counts.

All told, not bad, methinks.

NECESSITIES

Not New thinking has translated into several improvements in this category as well: better trash awareness, sustainable skincare practices, much more Buying Local and buying in bulk, trying to get my veggie on, eco travel experimentation. To top it all off, next week I plan to fill my trusty TDI with biodiesel for the first time. Stay tuned.

CREATIVE CONSUMPTION (i.e. USED ARTICLES)
It's been wonderful to rediscover my love of vintage. The stuff I have purchased this year is distinctive and special to me - and it also happens to be much better quality. I plan to continue to live off the crumbs of rich ladies' closets as a stylie complement to the perfectly tailored new articles I'll be seeking out.

UP FOR DISCUSSION
I have declined the renewal of all of my magazine subscriptions except for Martha and the New York Times on Sundays. Once I get my high-powered new MacBook and can actually load Martha's site correctly, I may just give her the ax as well. The NYT is tough - I LOVE the ritual of reading the paper in the kitchen over a steaming cup of tea. But again, it all comes down to the laptop. I believe I can learn to love clicking to the next page. At least I'll try.

ABSTENTIONS
I'd like to thank a few people for their support over this year, as their contributions have allowed me to continue to abstain over and over again.

First, to my beloved HCB. Honey, thank you for endless inspiration - and for enduring irrational withdrawal symptoms, uncomfortable retail altercations, maniacal bloggery, and the manipulation of your persona for comedic effect. In so many ways, someonemightcare.com is my love letter to you.

Aunt Diane and Pat: you two have provided me with many unexpected material gifts throughout the year, without which I would have been much more prone to fall into a compromised retail position. Diane, you know I'll take your TJ Maxx/GoodWill/AngelView/back-of-the-closet castoffs any day! And Pat, the here-and-there Oakley swag always seemed to show up when I needed it most.

Jenn and her former associates of BCSF: thanks, ever so, for the pants.

And most of all, a big fat juicy loving THANK YOU to Rene, Jenn, Tom, Kate, Liza, Dave, JD, Matt, Kendra, Tracey, Fru, Sara, Craig, Shazzer, Jean, Gabriella, Laura and all the rest of you readers for your unwavering moral support, creative suggestions, and desire to read my daily drivel. I only hope that something I said or lived through was actually useful.