1) Get some friends. Preferably technophiles, trend whores and people with really good stuff.
2) Start a blog in which you pledge not to buy new stuff.
3) Use said blog to complain about your old stuff.
4) Look melancholy at dinner parties.
Et Voilà!
How to lose your really good free stuff:
1) Show Dante's gracious gift to HCB.
2) Observe as HCB slavers over sleek black "manly" audio device.
3) Listen as he complains about never finding stuff like this at the GoodWill.
4) Watch as he spends the next hour obsessively fiddling with your defunct pink Mini.
5) Start to suspect something.
6) Scowl as he returns your Mini, says "All fixed!" and wanders off into the other room to be alone with his plunder.
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