Just when you thought I couldn't get my head stuck any farther up my ass over yoga pants...well, shame on you for underestimating me.
Yes I went to Lululemon.
Yes I spent the gift certificate.
No they don't have any real eco fabrics.
Yes it gets worse.
I accidentally came home with two extra pairs of pants.
What can I say. I was weary? The lighting was flattering? I was bulk-buying on autopilot?
Obviously I've decided to take them back. But not before a whole weekend of soul-searching, two sympathetic look-away nods from friends, a neck strain from self-butt scrutiny, and a crying fit with HCB.
Yes you read that correctly. I cried about yoga pants. This is a new low.
1 comment:
Sounds like your crying over yoga pants was just what you needed. you go girl.
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